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Aidan Mitchell

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POSITION: Forward

OCCUPATION: Physio

BIRTHPLACE: Norn Iron

PREVIOUS CLUBS: Local golf club

FAVOURITE SPORTING EVENT: World Cup or Downhill Mountain Biking

FAVOURITE SPORTS TEAM: Man Utd

FAMOUS PERSON YOU'D MOST LIKE TO MEET: Eric Cantona

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Alan Bloomer

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Alan Fettes

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Alistair Millar

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NICKNAME: Ally

POSITION: Left Wing

OCCUPATION: Lecturer & Accountant

BIRTHPLACE: Huntingdon, England

PREVIOUS CLUBS: Clydesdale

FAVOURITE SPORTING EVENT: Olympics

FAVOURITE SPORTS TEAM: Rottenrow

FAMOUS PERSON YOU'D MOST LIKE TO MEET: Barack Obama

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Ally Lamont

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NICKNAME:

POSITION: Centre Midfield

OCCUPATION: Support Worker

BIRTHPLACE: Belfast

PREVIOUS CLUBS: Campbell College, Strathclyde Uni

FAVOURITE SPORTING EVENT: Olympics

FAVOURITE SPORTS TEAM: Northern Ireland, Glentoran, Man Utd, Ulster Rugby, Rottenrow

FAMOUS PERSON YOU'D MOST LIKE TO MEET: Andy Murray

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Andrew Kinnear

Social Coordinator
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NICKNAME: Andy

POSITION: Defence

OCCUPATION:

BIRTHPLACE: Glasgow

PREVIOUS CLUBS: Kelburne HC, Strathclyde Uni

FAVOURITE SPORTING EVENT: Wimbledon

FAVOURITE SPORTS TEAM: Arsenal

FAMOUS PERSON YOU'D MOST LIKE TO MEET: Stephen Fry

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Andrew Tait

Club Chairman
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NICKNAME: Frandy

POSITION: Full Back

OCCUPATION: I fix Sky dishes

BIRTHPLACE: Edinburgh

PREVIOUS CLUBS: Strathclyde Uni, Doncaster, Western

FAVOURITE SPORTING EVENT: Lions Tour

FAVOURITE SPORTS TEAM: Dundee FC, Man Utd

FAMOUS PERSON YOU'D MOST LIKE TO MEET: Andy Murray

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Andy Beck

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NICKNAME:

POSITION: Midfield

OCCUPATION: Doctor

BIRTHPLACE: Lerwick

PREVIOUS CLUBS: Edinburgh Medics

FAVOURITE SPORTING EVENT: Tour de France

FAVOURITE SPORTS TEAM: Arsenal

FAMOUS PERSON YOU'D MOST LIKE TO MEET: Ranulph Fiennes

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Andy Mercer

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Angus Stevenson

Treasurer
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NICKNAME: Gus / Goose

POSITION: Defender

OCCUPATION: IT Consultant

BIRTHPLACE: Glasgow

PREVIOUS CLUBS: Rottenrow

FAVOURITE SPORTING EVENT: Rottenrow Summer Hockey Tournament

FAVOURITE SPORTS TEAM: Rottenrow

FAMOUS PERSON YOU'D MOST LIKE TO MEET: Jonathon Kellar

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Arfan Akram

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NICKNAME:

POSITION: Left Back

OCCUPATION: Accountant

BIRTHPLACE: Glasgow

PREVIOUS CLUBS: Clydesdale, Strathclyde Uni, Aberdeen Grammar

FAVOURITE SPORTING EVENT: World Cup

FAVOURITE SPORTS TEAM: Celtic & Chicago Bears

FAMOUS PERSON YOU'D MOST LIKE TO MEET: Henrik Larsson

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Ben Brewer

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NICKNAME:

POSITION: Forward

OCCUPATION: Fuzz

BIRTHPLACE: Falkirk

PREVIOUS CLUBS: Falkirk, GU, Strathclyde Uni

FAVOURITE SPORTING EVENT: Rottenrow 2-1 Strathclyde Uni, 2009

FAVOURITE SPORTS TEAM: NUFC

FAMOUS PERSON YOU'D MOST LIKE TO MEET: Zooey Deschanel

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Ben Smith

Secretary
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Calum Moore

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NICKNAME:

POSITION: Right / Left Mid

OCCUPATION: IT / Student

BIRTHPLACE: Glasgow

PREVIOUS CLUBS: Hillhead

FAVOURITE SPORTING EVENT:

FAVOURITE SPORTS TEAM:

FAMOUS PERSON YOU'D MOST LIKE TO MEET:

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Charles Bowie

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NICKNAME: Charlie

POSITION: Forward

OCCUPATION:No idea...

BIRTHPLACE: Lanark

PREVIOUS CLUBS: Stepps, Strathclyde Uni, Wanderers

FAVOURITE SPORTING EVENT: Ryder Cup

FAVOURITE SPORTS TEAM: Partick Thistle

FAMOUS PERSON YOU'D MOST LIKE TO MEET: Andy Murray

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Chris Crampsey

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NICKNAME: Crampo

POSITION: Goalie

OCCUPATION: Sports Coach

BIRTHPLACE: Glasgow (sadly Yorkhill rather than Rottenrow)

PREVIOUS CLUBS: Strathclyde Uni

FAVOURITE SPORTING EVENT: Lions Tour 2013

FAVOURITE SPORTS TEAM: British & Irish Lions, Rottenrow, Dundee United, Scotland,

FAMOUS PERSON YOU'D MOST LIKE TO MEET: Eva de Goede

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Chris Wands

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NICKNAME: Magic WANDS

POSITION: Midfield (ish)!

OCCUPATION: Medical Equipment Manager

BIRTHPLACE: Edinburgh

PREVIOUS CLUBS: Strathclyde Uni, Helensburgh

FAVOURITE SPORTING EVENT: Wmns Beach Volleyball!!

FAVOURITE SPORTS TEAM: ASP World Surfing Tour

FAMOUS PERSON YOU'D MOST LIKE TO MEET: Kelly Slater

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Craig Mackay

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NICKNAME: Craigie

POSITION: Forward

OCCUPATION: Teacher

BIRTHPLACE: Glasgow

PREVIOUS CLUBS: None

FAVOURITE SPORTING EVENT: Winning Scottish Cup Final v Hibs

FAVOURITE SPORTS TEAM: Hearts

FAMOUS PERSON YOU'D MOST LIKE TO MEET: Mila Kunis

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Craig Russell

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NICKNAME: Rusty

POSITION: Fullback

OCCUPATION: Animator

BIRTHPLACE: Glasgow

PREVIOUS CLUBS: n/a

FAVOURITE SPORTING EVENT: World Cup (Football)

FAVOURITE SPORTS TEAM: Rottenrow H.C.

FAMOUS PERSON YOU'D MOST LIKE TO MEET: John Lasseter

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Andy Kidd

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NICKNAME: Kidd

POSITION: Forward

OCCUPATION: Doctor

BIRTHPLACE: Copenhagen

PREVIOUS CLUBS: Clydesdale

FAVOURITE SPORTING EVENT: FIFA World Cup

FAVOURITE SPORTS TEAM: Brondby IF.

FAMOUS PERSON YOU'D MOST LIKE TO MEET: Daniel Lopatin

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Andrew Dunstone

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NICKNAME: Andy, Dunners

POSITION: Centre Midfield

OCCUPATION: Optician

BIRTHPLACE: Ipswich

PREVIOUS CLUBS: Glasgow Caley

FAVOURITE SPORTING EVENT: The Championship

FAVOURITE SPORTS TEAM: Ipswich Town FC

FAMOUS PERSON YOU'D MOST LIKE TO MEET: Marcus Stewart

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Adam Rixon

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NICKNAME: Sloth

POSITION: Defender

OCCUPATION: Engineer

BIRTHPLACE: Glasgow

PREVIOUS CLUBS: GHK

FAVOURITE SPORTING EVENT: The Ashes

FAVOURITE SPORTS TEAM: Nottingham Forest

FAMOUS PERSON YOU'D MOST LIKE TO MEET: Diana Vickers

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Andrew Martin

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NICKNAME: Andy

POSITION: Sweeper / Centre Back

OCCUPATION: Banker

BIRTHPLACE: Port Shepstone, South Africa

PREVIOUS CLUBS: MCB, Collegians, Ayr, Strathclyde Uni, Clydesdale, Granite City Wanderers

FAVOURITE SPORTING EVENT: Olympic - I love the whole spectacle and the chance to watch sports I wouldn't normally watch

FAVOURITE SPORTS TEAM: Apart from Rottenrow? Celtic Football Club

FAMOUS PERSON YOU'D MOST LIKE TO MEET: Blink 182 (I know they're 3 but I'm being greedy)

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Craig Sinclair

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NICKNAME: Sincy

POSITION: On the pitch preferably

OCCUPATION: Science Communicator

BIRTHPLACE: Edinburgh

PREVIOUS CLUBS: Inverleith HC (Birth-07) (11-13), Glasgow University (07-11)

FAVOURITE SPORTING EVENT: The Olympics in 2012 weren't so bad....

FAVOURITE SPORTS TEAM: The Gers

FAMOUS PERSON YOU'D MOST LIKE TO MEET: Stephen Fry

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David Bowman

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NICKNAME: Bowman

POSITION: Defender

OCCUPATION: Lawyer

BIRTHPLACE: Paisley

PREVIOUS CLUBS: Anchor, Cochran Park, Kelburne

FAVOURITE SPORTING EVENT: The Ashes

FAVOURITE SPORTS TEAM: The Mighty Glasgow Rangers

FAMOUS PERSON YOU'D MOST LIKE TO MEET: David Bowie

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David Childs

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NICKNAME: Childsy

POSITION: Right-back

OCCUPATION: Will get back to you on that

BIRTHPLACE: Fort William

PREVIOUS CLUBS: Lochaber, Glasgow Uni

FAVOURITE SPORTING EVENT: The Old Firm (remember them?)

FAVOURITE SPORTS TEAM: Celtic

FAMOUS PERSON YOU'D MOST LIKE TO MEET: Diego Maradona

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David McCandless

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Euan Miller

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NICKNAME: Shakes

POSITION: Defender

OCCUPATION: Making the world a better place

BIRTHPLACE: Sussex

PREVIOUS CLUBS: The University of Glasgow Mens Hockey Club

FAVOURITE SPORTING EVENT: Ryder Cup

FAVOURITE SPORTS TEAM: (see previous clubs)

FAMOUS PERSON YOU'D MOST LIKE TO MEET: Morgan Mallen

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Gordon Gilmour

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NICKNAME:

POSITION: Midfield

OCCUPATION: Sports Retailer / Clothing Wholesaler

BIRTHPLACE: Paisley

PREVIOUS CLUBS: None

FAVOURITE SPORTING EVENT: EHL

FAVOURITE SPORTS TEAM: St. Mirren

FAMOUS PERSON YOU'D MOST LIKE TO MEET: David Bowie

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Graeme Anderson

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NICKNAME: Bungle

POSITION: Defence

OCCUPATION: Primary Teacher

BIRTHPLACE: Dundee

PREVIOUS CLUBS: Grove Menzieshill

FAVOURITE SPORTING EVENT: Tennent's 6s

FAVOURITE SPORTS TEAM: Dundee FC, Washington Redskins

FAMOUS PERSON YOU'D MOST LIKE TO MEET: Wayne Coyne

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Graeme Macdonald

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NICKNAME: Squirrel

POSITION: Forward

OCCUPATION: Musician

BIRTHPLACE: Alyth

PREVIOUS CLUBS: None

FAVOURITE SPORTING EVENT: Cheese Rolling Contest

FAVOURITE SPORTS TEAM: St. Johnstone

FAMOUS PERSON YOU'D MOST LIKE TO MEET: Bruce Lee

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Graham Tait

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NICKNAME: Big Tait

POSITION: N/A

OCCUPATION: Process Engineer

BIRTHPLACE: Glasgow

PREVIOUS CLUBS: Stockton HC, Western Wildcats

FAVOURITE SPORTING EVENT:

FAVOURITE SPORTS TEAM:

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Ian Holland

1st XI Vice Captain
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NICKNAME:

POSITION: Midfield

OCCUPATION: Student (again)

BIRTHPLACE: Leicester

PREVIOUS CLUBS: Market Harborough

FAVOURITE SPORTING EVENT: Bottle Kicking

FAVOURITE SPORTS TEAM: Aston Villa

FAMOUS PERSON YOU'D MOST LIKE TO MEET: Paul Lambert - to give out advice

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James Jamieson

2XI Vice Captain & Umpire Coordinator
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NICKNAME: JJ / Jim Jim / Okocha

POSITION: Fullback

OCCUPATION: Planning Consultant

BIRTHPLACE: Glasgow

PREVIOUS CLUBS: GHK, Dundee University, Hillhead

FAVOURITE SPORTING EVENT: World Cup

FAVOURITE SPORTS TEAM: Kilmarnock FC

FAMOUS PERSON YOU'D MOST LIKE TO MEET: Jay Jay Okacha!!

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John Scott

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NICKNAME: John

POSITION: Defence

OCCUPATION: Design Engineer

BIRTHPLACE: Dundee

PREVIOUS CLUBS: None

FAVOURITE SPORTING EVENT: Olympics

FAVOURITE SPORTS TEAM: Dundee United

FAMOUS PERSON YOU'D MOST LIKE TO MEET: Will Smith

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Jonathon Kellar

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NICKNAME: JK, Jake, The King

POSITION: Forward

OCCUPATION: Maths Teacher

BIRTHPLACE: Lerwick

PREVIOUS CLUBS: Falkirk GHG, Strathclyde Uni

FAVOURITE SPORTING EVENT: Ryder Cup

FAVOURITE SPORTS TEAM: Rottenrow, Scotland, Europe

FAMOUS PERSON YOU'D MOST LIKE TO MEET: Douglas Adams

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Josh Rumbol

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Kenneth Moore

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NICKNAME: Ken

POSITION: Midfield

OCCUPATION: Orthodentist

BIRTHPLACE: Glasgow

PREVIOUS CLUBS: Hillhead, Lytham St Annes

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Kevin Austin

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NICKNAME: Kev

POSITION: Goalkeeper

OCCUPATION: Business Analyst

BIRTHPLACE: Alexandria

PREVIOUS CLUBS: None

FAVOURITE SPORTING EVENT: World Cup or the UFC

FAVOURITE SPORTS TEAM: Celtic

FAMOUS PERSON YOU'D MOST LIKE TO MEET: Lionel Messi

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Leslie Cruickshank

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NICKNAME:

POSITION: Bench?

OCCUPATION: Doctor

BIRTHPLACE:

PREVIOUS CLUBS:

FAVOURITE SPORTING EVENT: Tiddlywinks

FAVOURITE SPORTS TEAM: GBR Synchronised Swimming Team (2013)

FAMOUS PERSON YOU'D MOST LIKE TO MEET: Patrick Barrie

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Mark Dodds

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NICKNAME: Doddsy

POSITION: Defence

OCCUPATION: Process Chemist

BIRTHPLACE: Scotland

PREVIOUS CLUBS: University of Strathclyde, Helensburgh

FAVOURITE SPORTING EVENT: Olympics / Tour de France

FAVOURITE SPORTS TEAM: Kilmarnock, AC Milan

FAMOUS PERSON YOU'D MOST LIKE TO MEET: Albert Einstein, Franco Baresi

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Matthew Entwistle

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NICKNAME: Mat

POSITION: Centre Back

OCCUPATION: Project Worker

BIRTHPLACE: Inverurie

PREVIOUS CLUBS: Strathclyde Uni, Ellon

FAVOURITE SPORTING EVENT: Grads Day

FAVOURITE SPORTS TEAM: Woodlands Young Team (WYT)

FAMOUS PERSON YOU'D MOST LIKE TO MEET: The Queen

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Matthew Kidd

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NICKNAME: The Kidd

POSITION: Forward

OCCUPATION: Primary Teacher

BIRTHPLACE: Copenhagen

PREVIOUS CLUBS: Motherwell

FAVOURITE SPORTING EVENT: Beer Pong

FAVOURITE SPORTS TEAM: Rottenrow

FAMOUS PERSON YOU'D MOST LIKE TO MEET: Minister of Agriculture

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Michael Barnes

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NICKNAME: Barnesy

POSITION: Left back / Half back, left midfield

OCCUPATION: Dentist

BIRTHPLACE: Belfast

PREVIOUS CLUBS: Clydesdale, Instonians, Glasgow Uni.

FAVOURITE SPORTING EVENT: Womens Darts

FAVOURITE SPORTS TEAM: Aus Womens Volleyball

FAMOUS PERSON YOU'D MOST LIKE TO MEET: Tiger Woods

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Michael Comerford

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NICKNAME:

POSITION: Defender

OCCUPATION: Eternal Student

BIRTHPLACE: Bedfordshire

PREVIOUS CLUBS: Hillhead, Eastcote, Brunel, Shefford & Sandy

FAVOURITE SPORTING EVENT:

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Michael Stallard

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NICKNAME: Mike, Stallard

POSITION: Midfield Maestro

OCCUPATION: Anaesthetist (Gas Man)

BIRTHPLACE: Ballymena, NI

PREVIOUS CLUBS: Inverness, GU

FAVOURITE SPORTING EVENT: Glasgow Uni v Strathclyde Uni

FAVOURITE SPORTS TEAM: Kidderminster Harriers

FAMOUS PERSON YOU'D MOST LIKE TO MEET: Shadow Minister for Agriculture

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Morgan Mallen

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NICKNAME: Mowgli

POSITION: Goalkeeper

OCCUPATION: Commercial Manager

BIRTHPLACE: Whitehaven

PREVIOUS CLUBS: None

FAVOURITE SPORTING EVENT: When Newcastle are in the final of ..... I don't have one!

FAVOURITE SPORTS TEAM: Newcastle United

FAMOUS PERSON YOU'D MOST LIKE TO MEET: Shola

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Niall Seymour

1st XI Captain
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NICKNAME: Niall

POSITION: Midfield

OCCUPATION: Teacher

BIRTHPLACE: Belfast

PREVIOUS CLUBS: Strathclyde Uni, Campbell College

FAVOURITE SPORTING EVENT: Worlds Strongest Man

FAVOURITE SPORTS TEAM: Liverpool F.C.

FAMOUS PERSON YOU'D MOST LIKE TO MEET: Mary Berry

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Nick Howie

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POSITION:

OCCUPATION: Solicitor

BIRTHPLACE: Glasgow

PREVIOUS CLUBS: n/a

FAVOURITE SPORTING EVENT: Formula 1

FAVOURITE SPORTS TEAM: Ferrari

FAMOUS PERSON YOU'D MOST LIKE TO MEET: Barack Obama

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Phil Gilchrist

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NICKNAME: Maradona

POSITION: Forward

OCCUPATION: Mechanical Engineer

BIRTHPLACE: Glasgow

PREVIOUS CLUBS: Strathclyde Uni

FAVOURITE SPORTING EVENT: Hockey Tour (Amsterdam)

FAVOURITE SPORTS TEAM: Strathclyde Uni Hockey Club

FAMOUS PERSON YOU'D MOST LIKE TO MEET: Already met Mat Entwistle

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Rob Barrand

Indoor 1s Captain, Media Officer & Statistician
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NICKNAME(S):

Bagshaw / Baggy / Drama / Bag-dad

POSITION:

Utility Player

SQUAD NUMBER:

17

OCCUPATION:

Process Engineer / Part Time Goalscorer

BIRTHPLACE:

Tameside, Greater Manchester

COMPETITIVE ROTTENROW DEBUT:

2010-11 Season vs Helensburgh 2XI

PREVIOUS CLUBS:

Ayr HC, Strathclyde University HC, Leigh HC, Bowdon HC

FAVOURITE SPORTING EVENT:

Rottenrow v GU or the Manchester Derby

FAVOURITE SPORTS TEAM:

Manchester United FC

FAMOUS PERSON YOU'D MOST LIKE TO MEET:

Eric Cantona

LIFE AMBITION:

Lead a hostile takeover of the SHU and be appointed ultimate supreme leader.

FAVOURITE ROTTENROW MOMENT:

Back to back undefeated league winning seasons (WD1 2012/13 & RL2 2013/14).

ROTTENROW HERO:

Julio

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Rory Tracey

Indoor 2s Captain
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POSITION: Forward

OCCUPATION: Student

BIRTHPLACE: Lisburn

PREVIOUS CLUBS: South Antrim, Strathclyde

FAVOURITE SPORTING EVENT: Tour

FAVOURITE SPORTS TEAM: Manchester United

FAMOUS PERSON YOU'D MOST LIKE TO MEET:

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Simon Smith

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POSITION: Forward, on the right, it's the only position I know!

OCCUPATION:Software Engineer

BIRTHPLACE: Australia

PREVIOUS CLUBS: Watsonians, Hillhead, Glasgow Uni

FAVOURITE SPORTING EVENT: Formula 1

FAVOURITE SPORTS TEAM: Rottenrow

FAMOUS PERSON YOU'D MOST LIKE TO MEET: Branson

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Ruairidh McCurdy

3rd XI Captain
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Steve Lamont

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NICKNAME: Slavey Lament

POSITION: Left Mid

OCCUPATION: HR

BIRTHPLACE: Belfast

PREVIOUS CLUBS: Strathclyde, Western

FAVOURITE SPORTING EVENT: Grads Day

FAVOURITE SPORTS TEAM: Northern Ireland (GAWA)

FAMOUS PERSON YOU'D MOST LIKE TO MEET: Zlatan Ibrahimovic

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Steven Tillman

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NICKNAME: Stevo

POSITION: Forward

OCCUPATION: Teacher of Chemistry

BIRTHPLACE: Inverness

PREVIOUS CLUBS: Strathclyde Uni

FAVOURITE SPORTING EVENT: Ryder Cup

FAVOURITE SPORTS TEAM: Rangers

FAMOUS PERSON YOU'D MOST LIKE TO MEET: John Frusciante

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Stuart Law

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Stuart McNeill

Head Coach
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NICKNAME: Stu

POSITION: Midfield / Forward

OCCUPATION: Teacher

BIRTHPLACE: Falkirk

PREVIOUS CLUBS: Falkirk GHG, Glasgow Uni

FAVOURITE SPORTING EVENT: Getting to indoor cup finals / beating Kelburne!

FAVOURITE SPORTS TEAM: Falkirk F.C.

FAMOUS PERSON YOU'D MOST LIKE TO MEET: Will Smith

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Thomas McGregor

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NICKNAME: Tam

POSITION: Unknown

OCCUPATION: Scientist

BIRTHPLACE: Falkirk

PREVIOUS CLUBS: n/a

FAVOURITE SPORTING EVENT: World Cup

FAVOURITE SPORTS TEAM: Falkirk F.C.

FAMOUS PERSON YOU'D MOST LIKE TO MEET: Paul Stanley